Attention All Dead Norse Heroes
First published in WRITE ON Magazine, Issue 53. Valhalla here we come!
Sep 02 ● 1 min read ● WRITE ON Magazine
Looking for somewhere to bide your time until Ragnarok? Well, look no further! Valhalla provides a number of move-in-ready houses at affordable prices and with great benefits.
FOR SALE
SPACIOUS STUDIO – GREAT VIEW OF YGGDRASIL
– Spacious open floor plan
– Plenty of weapons storage
– Modern appliances, including a talking shower that may or may not be possessed by evil spirits
– Expandable office and fold-out bed
– Stunning view of the Tree of Life
– Plenty of windows for natural light and spying on your enemies
– Includes a membership card to the buffet and a monthly subscription to Warriors Today
THE PERFECT PLACE FOR A WARRIOR OF ODIN TO SETTLE IN AND PREPARE FOR THE END OF THE WORLD!