For Sale: Pineapple Under the Sea
First published in WRITE ON Magazine, Issue 53.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? It could be you!
A cute, three-roomed pineapple in one of the most in-demand locations in the world! Buy now and you will be globally envied! Easy to take care of, comes with a pet cactus.
Annoy Squidward and have fun with Patrick next door, with the additional option to include a captive Spongebob and Gary!
This property is a bargain at only $3 million!*
Call 0-800-SPONGE for more information.
*Does not come with gills.