Attention All Dead Norse Heroes
First published in WRITE ON Magazine, Issue 53. Valhalla here we come!
Looking for somewhere to bide your time until Ragnarok? Well, look no further! Valhalla provides a number of move-in-ready houses at affordable prices and with great benefits.
SPACIOUS STUDIO – GREAT VIEW OF YGGDRASIL
– Spacious open floor plan
– Plenty of weapons storage
– Modern appliances, including a talking shower that may or may not be possessed by evil spirits
– Expandable office and fold-out bed
– Stunning view of the Tree of Life
– Plenty of windows for natural light and spying on your enemies
– Includes a membership card to the buffet and a monthly subscription to Warriors Today
THE PERFECT PLACE FOR A WARRIOR OF ODIN TO SETTLE IN AND PREPARE FOR THE END OF THE WORLD!